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Five friends lived in a room, Named MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.

One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.

MAD: Is it police station ???
Police: Yes, what is the matter ???
MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police: Are you mad?
MAD: Yes, I"m MAD.
Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.
MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom....
Police: you FOOL...
MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke..
Students K Dard University Kya Jane
Colleg K Riwaj Parent Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane

Exams Are Like GIRL FRIENDS;

1,Too Many Questions.

2,Difficult To Understand.

3,More Explanation Is Needed.

4,Result Is Always FAIL!

palko pe apni bithaya hai tujhe

badi duaon k baad paya hai tujhe

aasani se nahi mile ho tum

international zoo se churaya hai tujhe
Ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

Wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

Who was the 1st Indian woman 2 fly abroad?
..........sita with ravan

Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess what happened.
Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao
Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing “HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA… MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH…

Nomi: Are janu light chali gayi hai kamse kam fan to chalu kar do.....
Janu: Lo kar di na bewakoofo jaisi baat.....
Nomi: Kyo??? 
Janu: Fan chalu karungi to mombatti nahi bujh jayegi....
Himesh ka kutta ghar se bhaag gaya.......
Dusre kutte ne use poocha......
Yaar tumne ghar kyo chhoda.....
Usne kaha: Yaar raat ko woh gane ki practice karta hai....
aur subah maar mujhko padti hai....

Bhoot Se

Har Raat Hum TUmhein Yad Karte Hein
Sitaroo Mein Tumhewin Dekha Karte Hein
Laikin Hamare Khawabo Mein Mat Aana Tum
Ku Ke Hum Bhoot Se Dara Karte Hein

f People Say
UR Crazy
Be Patient

Ur Monkey ...Relax

UR Stupid ..Be Cool

But If They Say U R Smart

Thappad Lagana Saale Ko
Mazak Ki Bhi Koi Had Hoti Hai
K.E.S.C Mein Job Aaye Hai
Salary R:50,000
Kerni Hai To Reply Karo
Ziyada Mehnat Ka Kam Nahi Hai
Bus Bijli Ke Taron Per Geela Kapra Marna Hai

U Need Heart
Ye Dil Apka Hua

U Need Friend
Mujse Dosti Karoge

U Need Joy
Dhoom Machaly Dhoom

U Need Help
Main Hoon Na

U Need Cash

Hum Ap Ke Hain Kaun ?

Bachoo Ki Poem


Aik Do Teen Char
Aoo Mil Ke Baithain Yar

Panch Chay Saat
Suno Hamari Baat

Aat Noo Das
Baat Hamari Bus

Uff !
Itnay Baray Ho Ke Bachoo Ki Poem Parh Rahay Ho

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