Santa Banta SMS

Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

How did santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

Santa: I have swallowed a kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394

Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long...!

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.


A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else?

An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you! Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where..

Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not? Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.


Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker. Santa: Adidas

Santa giving exam while standing at the door. A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?" Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."

Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself. Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!

Teacher to santa: where were you born? Santa: Thiruvananthapuram Teacher: can u spell it? Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.

Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple". (After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note) Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"

Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere". After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money


Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'

Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.

What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U.

To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!

I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long!

How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave.

Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!


Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.

Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didn't say he got out.

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats, beats, beats.


Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi". Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.


In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon. Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.


Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who's Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa : I am falling in love.

Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..

Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?


Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant". Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".

Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.

Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega, Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega, Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko, Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

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ASCII SMS

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Christmas SMS

Christmas may be many things or it may be a few. For you, the joy is each new toy; for me; it’s watching U.

Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.

Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.

May all the sweet magic Of Christmas conspire To gladden your hearts And fill every desire.

()"""() ,* ( 'o' ) ,*** =(,,)=("')<-*** (""),,,("") "** Roses 4 u... MERRY CHRISTMAS to U...

Lets welcome the year which is fresh Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

Have an ideal Christmas; an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.


Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christmas.

Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.

Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas! Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season's Greetings!

There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.


Don't expect too much of Christmas Day. You can't crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas.

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!

If one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don't be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you. .


A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!

I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !

I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS.

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas.

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.

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Mothers day sms

M - For the MILLION things she gave me, O - For she’s growing OLD, T - For the TEARS she shed to save me, H - For her HEART of purest gold, E - For her EYES, with love-light shining, R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.

Make for me a place within your heart On which I can depend. For only you Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears, Home through all the wanderings of my years, Eden that no other can renew, Root I cannot rend through rage or art.

A mother serves her sugar with A bit of peppermint To clarify the passages That carry what she meant When she first set to bear a soul Quite separate from her own, Whom she would cherish, yet must teach To live and die alone.

I luv u mom having u makes me feel safe & calm I miss u mom Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm u r the greatest because u r my mom

Happy Mother's Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying thank you It means I love you You are my mother, my friend Today is your day!

Many hugs Only luv never anger Teaching me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.

For the best mom who always had a smile for me I know we may be far apart right now So here's a great big hug and kiss Happy Mother's Day

You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother's Day

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Sorry Sms

I'm sorry for blaming you... For everything I just couldn't do… And I've hurt myself by hurting you… There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again… Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there…

Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of... Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us... Please let us bridge the gaps...

< ( . . )> / ( v) (,,)..(,,)... Hello, How R U? < ( . . )> / (v ) ( , , )..( ,, )... FINE..! R U bored from MY SMS! < ( . . )> S o r r y / ( v )(,,) again! FINE..!

I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.

SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.

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april fool sms

U are a... B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH*

WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur's Faithfully, "HeArT aTtAcK"

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO ...

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge... Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

You are equal to sixty james bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420



We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J - JOKING

So Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE??? so Sweet is ur VOICE??? so Sweet is ur EYE????? see .......how Sweetly I LIE.

For pepsi "shahrukh" For coke "aamir" For mirinda "vivek" For fanta "rani" & For Thums Up "Akshay" Don't worry For Bante wala soda "You" Cheers !!!

When things go wrong When sadness fills your heart When tears flow in your eyes Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) You have money 3) Bar is open, Lets go.

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

If u don't mind If u don't feel bad If don't hesitate Please...... give me a K ki kis kiss kiss...... kissan jam bottle just RS.22.50 only. soon......


I I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.

Last night I Got a severe Head pain... I went to the Doctor ... He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person... " Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

I Miss you a Lot Dear.... SENDER: Aishwarya Rai +919542496632 Message centre: +919540099996 " Don't get excited. She sent It to me."

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.

Your girlfriend is: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

Roses are Red Sky is Blue My Bitch is Pregnant Thanks to You....

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.


Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die. See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB (hint- it should be 5) Read caps word reversely.

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your... book from your bag and study..

U will be a ROSE for all TREES U will be a SMILE for all FACES U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS & U will be a BROHTER for all CUTE GIRLS .

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & after if u pray &ur still in darkness , pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL

All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...

I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars... So, if u dont mind...... Can I sell you?


True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit. Coz liars go to hell.

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. Its on 1st of April. Surprised? Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once, I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!


Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

Plz don't read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte hai ? ? ? wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai ? ? ? dekha ho gaya na ? ? TIME WASTE!!

Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Ov o l e Y U ov o l e Y u L V e ou HARI OM!! Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev ji ka yoga.

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain... Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai


If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

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Politics SMS

Arz kia hai:
Aag lagi huwi thi...
Justice ki Phati hui thi,
Altaf ki hati hui thi..
Tumhe kya pata ay mere dost,,
Mother day par karachi ki apni hi maa chudi
hui thi.
 
 
Some men change their party for the sake of
their principles; others their principles for the sake of their
party.
 
 
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes
from the poor and campaign funds from the
rich, promising to protect each from the
other.
 
 
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are
punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
 
 
In order to become the master, the politician
poses as the servant.
 
 
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too
long, has been concerned with right or left
instead of right or wrong.
 
 
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always
vote against.
 
 
The flood of money that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.
 
 
Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their
jobs right.
 
 
Government is like a baby. An alimentary
canal with a big appetite at one end and
no sense of responsibility at the other.


A patriot must always be ready to defend
his country against his government.
 
 
I don"t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report
the facts.I don"t make jokes. I just
watch the government and report the
facts.
 
 
In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
 
 
Among politicians the esteem of religion
is profitable;the principles of it are
troublesome.
 
 
Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man"s character,
give him power.
 
 
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
 
 
The more you read and observe
about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks
 the best.
 
 
Play the real "COUNTER STRIKE":

For the First time in Pakistan! Free for all..
Just load your weapons, get on the streets &
connect to the server  
""MQM""

No police/rangers to attack or arrest u.
All cheat codes activated!!

This offer is only valid 4 Karachi.
 
 
I don"t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.

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Diwali SMS

 When You give your heart

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

 ai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.

Happy Diwal

 Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,

duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,

shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!

Wish u a very Happy Diwali!

 Na juban se,

Na nigahin se,

Na dimag se,

Na rango se,

Na greetings se,

Na gift se,

Aapko Diwali Mubarak ho direct DIL se...

 This Is To Formally announce that I have started accepting Diwali gifts by CASH, CHEQUES & CREDIT CARD ect. Avoid last day rush. Send now!

 GREETING 4 all AirTel Team.

Today's the `Festival of Lights' all o'er;

A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls;

And people throng the Temples to offer,

Prayers, resolving to take better roles.

And most of them are richly clad and clean,

And eat such dainty foods and sweets with mirth;

Whilst noisy crackers burst, their lights are seen,

It seems to be a happy day on Earth!

But are there not hearts woe-filled, very sad?

Denied of laughter, smiles for days;

Today's the triumph of Good over bad;

But what about the wastage in much ways?

True joy is when you see someone else smile!

True charity gives joy in Heav'nly style.

 DIWALI       DHAMAKA         Send Your   Girlfriend To Me            &     Get A Child Free.     ......Hurry...... 1st 10 Entries Will Get Twins.....(

 May This Diwali be as bright as ever.

May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.

May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.

May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.

May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.

May lights triumph over darkness.

May peace transcend the earth.

May the spirit of light illuminate the world.

May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony (copyright www.sms1234.com)

"WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI"

 Its time to fun with crackers n not get cracked.Ofcourse its Deepawali.

 Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se...

Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,

Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,

Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!

Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success

 "aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho,

maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho

har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho

ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho(copyright www.sms1234.com)

* HAPPY DIWALI *

 Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?

Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?

He thought it was a movie on Holi

 Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye LAYXMIJEE apke dwar,sukh sampati mile aapko apar,Deepawali ki(copyright www.sms1234.com) subhkamnain kare sweekar. HAPPY DIWALI

  If wishes came in rainbow colours

If wishes came in rainbow colours, I would send you the brightest ones to say, Happy Holi !

 If wishes came in rainbow colours

If wishes came in rainbow colours, I would send you the brightest ones to say, Happy Holi !

 Women is symbol of Shakti, Go

Women is symbol of Shakti, God's finest & beautiful creation without whom no creation is possible. One who gives birth n nurtures. Happy women's day

 May god gift u all the color

May god gift u all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of luv n all other colors u want to paint in ur life. Happy Holi

 Happy holi to you and your family.

Happy holi to you and your family. Celebrate with crackers and diyas... fly kites! Get drunk.. Just like I am right now... Happy Holi once again.

 Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad th

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Holi

 Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chu,

Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chu,

dil thi dil no sahkar magu chu,

fikar na karo dosti per jaan lutavi dais,

rokdo vyavhar che kya, udhar mangu chu...

HAPPY NAVRATRI

 wish U HAPPY DIWALI

0 days

312 hours

18720 mins..

1123200 seconds...

are left.... I think i am the first person to

wish U HAPPY DIWALI....

 Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi n

Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali. Happy Diwali

 All wishing you a very very

With my

1 heart

2 eyes

7 liter blood

206 bones

4.5 million red cells

60 trillion D N A"S...

All wishing you a very very

HAPPY DIWALI!

  This van is loaded with

  _l''l________

 --/ l__l  Delivery

|     |     ________

L(o)__l___(o)__|

This van is loaded with

LOVE n CARE,

Wishing U and your family

A HAPPY DIWALI

 This van is loaded with

  _l''l________

 --/ l__l  Delivery

|     |     ________

L(o)__l___(o)__|

This van is loaded with

LOVE n CARE,

Wishing U and your family

A HAPPY DIWALI

 With gleam of Diyas

With gleam of Diyas

And the Echo of the Chants

May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life

Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

 Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jiva

Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de,

bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali ke is pawan avsar par. !! Happy Diwali !!

 GREETING 4 you.

|-----------|

| '--.__.--'  | Here is

|-----------| my

GREETING 4 you.

Kindly open it....

$========$

(   HAPPY    (

(   DIWALI   (

 )      &          )

( Prosperous )

( New Year  )

 Sukh, Shanti, Samadhan, Samruddh

Sukh, Shanti, Samadhan, Samruddhi, Aaishwarya, Arogya, Pratishtha ya Saptarangi Divya ni aaple Jeevan Prakashmay hovo.

Happy Deepavali

 "aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki bars

"aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho,

maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho

har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho

ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho

* HAPPY DIWALI *

 Apun wishing u a wonderful,

Apun wishing u a wonderful,

super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas "HAPPY DiWALi

 Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,

Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,

Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur

apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.

* Happy Diwali *

 Diwali, Gul ne gulshan

Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,

sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho apko ye "DIWALI"

Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai

  Have a Nice Day

U've

!'--.___.--'! got a

i________i CARD.

Open it...

§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«

§    H A P P Y    §

§      H O L I      §

§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«

Have a Nice Day!

 Have a Nice Day

U've

!'--.___.--'! got a

i________i CARD.

Open it...

§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«

§    H A P P Y    §

§      H O L I      §

§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«

Have a Nice Day!

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,

Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,

Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,

Holi Mubarak!

 Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,

Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,

Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,

Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

 Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,

Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,

navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,

Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha...

* * * Happy Diwali * * *

 I Pray to God to give U

I Pray to God to give U

Shanti,

Shakti,

Sampati,

Swarup,

Saiyam,

Saadgi,

Safalta,

Samridhi,

Sanskar,

Swaasth,

Sanmaan,

Saraswati,

aur SNEH.

SHUBH DIWALI..

 Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se.

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se...

Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,

Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,

Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!

Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.

A Bliss from Inside

 Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,

Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,

Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,

Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,

Happy Diwali

 May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into

May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.

Happy Diwali

 Troubles as light as Air,

Troubles as light as Air,

love as deep as Ocean,

Friends as Solid as Diamonds,

and Success as bright as Gold...

These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali and EID. Eid ki Mubarakbadi aur Diwali ki Shubhkamana

 Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, H

Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,

Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...' Happy Diwali

 Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,

Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,

Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.

Happy Diwali

 a

 Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga, Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga, Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye...

  Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,

Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,

Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,

Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...

Happy Diwali

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,

deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,

Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"

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Double meaning SMS

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt  nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,
ho gaya na suitcase  bannd.
 
 
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

 MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
 
 
App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?




DOOR SE
 
 
TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri


PHoto

kaise lon?
 
 
chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka  season katham na ho jay.
 
 
Hello hello mera lelo


kya?


Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?


ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?


AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?



DIL
 
 
Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having white dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..
 
 
Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon,
jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa
ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k.
sari windows bhi band kar do,
parday girrakar lights off kar do aur
tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon,
apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k...........
 
 
Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".
 
 
Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo




agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

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Islamic SMS

 And let not your hand be tied (like a miser)
And let not your hand be tied (like a miser) to your neck, nor stretch it forth to its utmost reach (like a spendthrift) [surah al-Isra’; 17:29]
 
 
Verily! Allah commands that you should render
Verily! Allah commands that you should render back the trusts to those to whom they are due [surah al-Nisa’; 4:58]


And whenever you give your word, say the truth
[surah al-An’am; 6:152]
 
 
Watch your Thoughts, they become Words! Watch your Words, they become Actions! Watch your Actions, they become Habits! Watch your Habits, they become Character! Watch your CHARACTER! ..It becomes your DESTINY!!!
 
 
Allahs blessings are a treasure so true that their value cannot be measured and one of Allahs blessings is you!
 
 
Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies nor towards your appearances. But, he looks towards your hearts. (Muslim)
 
 
The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it's Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta'ala) can Stand Up to Anything.
 
 
I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise!
 
 
Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH
 
 
Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next.



The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU
are a MUSALMAN.
 

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Exam SMS

 Zong ADD remix:

Yaar aik baat tu batain?
yeh yaad ker ker k paper dena zaroori hay kya?
aur iss say hota hi kya hay?
thora bohto yaad reh jata hay, jaisay wo bi pura likh ker ajain gay..!
Cheating hr sirf akhir ka aik hour, 2 ghante bethay rahay kya?

Maza tu aab aye ga,
Pocket guide k sath!
Ji haan aab pure k pure notes k sath,
Net weight sirf 12grm,
itnay main tu Pharra bhi na mile..!

Cheating hour ..!
ab koi b hour ....

Tu Pocket guide sath lay jain,
Aur saaaaaaaabbb Likh dain....
;-)

 
 

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

 
 

Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

 
 

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

 
 
Kale suit di kali chunni kala rang kadhii ka ek to teri yaad sataye duja gum padhii ka
 
 
Ye exam ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai,
sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
rahte hai nigahon se dur,
sale wahi question paper me compulsory hote h
 
 

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

 
 

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

 
 

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

 
 

Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!



A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

 
 

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.





EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

 
 

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

 
 

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

 
 

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha

 
 

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

 
 

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

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